:03:03
Who? Me?
:03:07
Oh, blimey. Im so rude.
l haven't introduced myself.
:03:11
- Im...
- Alfie?
:03:13
There you go. Alfie.
:03:16
Are you the little elf that left these
mocha bonbons on my doorstep?
:03:21
No, no, no. You must have
a secret admirer, Mrs Schnitman.
:03:25
You are such a doll, Alfie.
But Im supposed to be on a diet.
:03:29
Oh, on a diet?
:03:30
- A diet.
- You?
:03:31
- Yeah.
- Now, l don't mean to be forward, Lu,
:03:34
but you should know by now
that a full-figured girl like yourself
:03:38
- is every guy's secret fantasy.
- Stop it.
:03:40
So she's a tub of lard.
The ship's already sailed,
:03:43
so why not make her
feel good about herself, right?
:03:46
- Oh, Lu?
- Yes, angel?
:03:48
Im working the night spot,
:03:49
and my apartment is a horror show,
so Im sorry if l keep you up
:03:51
- with the dust-busting at 2 a.m.
- Oh, don't you worry.
:03:54
- Ill give it a quick straighten.
- Oh, no, no, you don't need to that.
:03:57
Nonsense.
l like doing things for you, Alfie.
:04:01
Im a blessed man
having you in my life.
:04:06
Thank you.
:04:08
Keys are in the usual spot.
:04:16
Now, back home, you're always
hearing tales about some bloke
:04:18
migrating to the States and winding
up with buckets of money.
:04:22
So not long ago, l packed up
my bucket and headed west.
:04:26
Now, l must admit,
l had a second motive.
:04:30
Id always been told that the most
beautiful women in the world...
:04:35
...resided in Manhattan.
:04:37
And when it comes to shagging birds,
it's all about one thing:
:04:41
Location, location, location.
:04:46
God, l love this city.
All right, girls.
:04:49
Just look around. l mean,
every one of them, unique, special,
:04:53
like snowflakes.
:04:58
And with such a plethora--