Alfie

:01:04

You're lucky, you know.

:01:06

l rarely allow anyone into my flat.

:01:10

l know, l know, l know.

:01:13

Humble digs.

:01:16

Not exactly what you'd call
a "panty peeler. "

:01:20

Do you know what l mean?

:01:24

But it suits me just fine.

:01:27

To be honest, l rarely spend a night
in my own bed anyway.

:01:32

You see, here's my theory:

:01:34

For most women, if a guy's
a good provider

:01:37

and generally a nice chap, six-pack
abs really aren't a deal-breaker.

:01:41

On the flip side, however,

:01:43

even though the PC boyfriend
sat next to you

:01:45

with his arm slung around
your shoulder will deny it--

:01:48

And he will deny it. For us boys,
it's all about F.B.B.

:01:56

Face. Boobs. Bum.

:02:00

I’m just being honest.

:02:02

It's been said that clothes
speak the international language.

:02:05

And l have to admit,
I'm a bit of a fashion whore.

:02:09

Unfortunately, today I’ve got work,
and l have to tone it down a little bit,

:02:12

but that's all right. Gucci.
End-of-summer sale.

:02:16

Very understated.
And l can easily spice it up with...

:02:21

What? No, no. l know
what you are thinking.

:02:24

lf you ooze masculinity,
like some of us do,

:02:26

you have no reason to fear pink.
Smashing.

:02:30

Now, in the cologne department,
most men overdo it.

:02:34

Americans practically spray it on
with a crop-duster.

:02:38

My rule: Nothing above the neck,

:02:42

though l do like a little splash
on Big Ben.

:02:45

You never know
where the day may take you.

:02:51

Almost forgot.

:02:53

New word for the day.

:02:56

"Ostentatious: The attempt
to attract attention to oneself."