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l see.
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Well.
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- It seems we have lift-off.
- It seems we do.

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Wunderschön.
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What a relief.
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Well, l mean, if he can give me
a stiffy, l should have no problem

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keeping it up for the target
demographic, shouldn't l?

:32:29
Well, there doesn't appear
to be anything physiologically wrong,

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so, in short, we can be
fairly certain your problem

:32:35
- was simply stress-related.
- Translation: Julie-related.

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Like l always say, if they don't get you
one way, they'll get you another.

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However,
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- l did feel something a little kooky.
- Kooky?

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There is nothing to get upset about,
Mr Elkins.

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l thought l felt a lump...
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...on your penis.
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But with any luck, it will be nothing.
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The words "lump" and "penis"
in the same sentence.

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There's something
you don't hear every day.

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And so young Alfred
got an early Yuletide gift.

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A penis biopsy.
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l get my test results in three days--
Well, five.

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Five counting the weekend.
Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.

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How am l gonna stop myself
going completely bonkers?

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I’ll be fine.
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I’ll be fine.
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I’m a young man.
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Shift focus, Alfie. Shift--
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Let's go, kids. Let's go.
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Move along, children.
Look straight ahead.

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Come on. Do not look at the man.
Look straight ahead.

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In the meantime, perhaps I’m safer
hobbling on home.


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