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Calendar word meaning "abundance,"
of gorgeousness and diversity,
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well, how could a man ever choose
to settle down with just one?
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l myself subscribe more
to the European philosophy of life.
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My priorities leaning towards
wine, women--
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Well, actually, that's about it.
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Wine and women.
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Although, women and women
is always a fun option.
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So...
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...to live life to the fullest,
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l require only enough
to cover my modest expenses.
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Ive no desire to be the richest stiff
in the cemetery.
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l think this might just be my
favourite position.
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l know it was President Kennedy's.
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He was such a great leader.
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Of course, JFK used the old
bad-back excuse,
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but if you ask me, he knew
it gave you maximum pleasure
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with minimum exertion.
:06:10
What is it about the back of a limo?
:06:17
Obligatory cuddling.
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Thousand one,
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thousand two...
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Cripes. Hey, Ive gotta get cracking.
Ive got a 10:00 pickup.
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You better hurry up.
You don't want to keep her waiting.
:06:38
Quite the number, isn't she?
:06:42
Yet, she tells me her old man
hasn't shagged her in six months.
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Six months. l mean, thank God
there are gentlemen like me around
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to pick up the slack.
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Just look at her.
Legs like a racehorse.
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Perfect yoga bum. l give her
my highest grade: