Alfie
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:05:00
Calendar word meaning "abundance,"
of gorgeousness and diversity,

:05:04
well, how could a man ever choose
to settle down with just one?

:05:09
l myself subscribe more
to the European philosophy of life.

:05:13
My priorities leaning towards
wine, women--

:05:16
Well, actually, that's about it.
:05:19
Wine and women.
:05:22
Although, women and women
is always a fun option.

:05:30
So...
:05:32
...to live life to the fullest,
:05:35
l require only enough
to cover my modest expenses.

:05:40
I’ve no desire to be the richest stiff
in the cemetery.

:05:53
l think this might just be my
favourite position.

:05:56
l know it was President Kennedy's.
:06:00
He was such a great leader.
:06:02
Of course, JFK used the old
bad-back excuse,

:06:05
but if you ask me, he knew
it gave you maximum pleasure

:06:08
with minimum exertion.
:06:10
What is it about the back of a limo?
:06:17
Obligatory cuddling.
:06:19
Thousand one,
:06:21
thousand two...
:06:24
Cripes. Hey, I’ve gotta get cracking.
I’ve got a 10:00 pickup.

:06:28
You better hurry up.
You don't want to keep her waiting.

:06:38
Quite the number, isn't she?
:06:42
Yet, she tells me her old man
hasn't shagged her in six months.

:06:47
Six months. l mean, thank God
there are gentlemen like me around

:06:51
to pick up the slack.
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Just look at her.
Legs like a racehorse.

:06:57
Perfect yoga bum. l give her
my highest grade:


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