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# Don't you mind about the future #
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# Don't you try to think ahead #
Uh, Sandy?
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# Save tomorrow for tomorrow #
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#Think about today instead #
Sandy.!
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What?
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l'm playing Jesus.
That's my song.
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l know it's your song, but l felt something,
and l decided to go with it.
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But you're playing Judas.
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Judas. All right, look. Here's the deal.
l'm the star of the show, okay?
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So if l decide to bust out a solo,
do me a favor and give me
the freedom to rock out.
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From the top, okay, Wonsuk?
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So the play's going well?
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Yeah, l think it's gonna be fun.
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l mean, l just wish they wouldn't
surround me with a bunch of amateurs.
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Uh-huh. lsn't that like
the point of community theater?
Whatever, Reuben.
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So l'm going on a date with Polly.
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All right! Where are you taking her?
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l don't know.
Some restaurant in the East Village.
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She left the address on my machine.
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How could you let Polly
pick the restaurant?
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Well, l had no choice.
She called me, like, seven times...
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to confirm and then cancel
and then confirm again.
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Why? What's wrong with
letting her pick the place?
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You've got irritable
bowel syndrome, dude.
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lf she chose an ethnic restaurant,
you're gonna be running to
the bathroom every five seconds.
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Oh, my God. You're right.
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Thank you.
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You know, l doubt it'll get this far,
but if she turns out to be
easier than l thought,
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there's something
you need to know.
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l'm not a virgin, Sandy.
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No, not technically,
but times have changed
since you were last single.
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Now, listen, when l'm making out
with a girl for the first time,
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l like to give her
a little spankin'.
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What?
Nothing violent.
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You just tap her real light
right on the tushy and say,
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""Hey, l'm your daddy.
l'm your daddy.''
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Listen to me.
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What are you doing?
l'm blotting the grease.
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That's the best part. Let me see that.
Listen, don't be shy.
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- lt's just a little tap. lt's like saying,
""Boop, l'm your daddy.''
- l'm not gonna tap her.
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Brings 'em right back to childhood.
Trust me, they're putty in your hands
after that.