Along Came Polly
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:46:00
Did you spank her?
:46:02
Yeah, l tried,
but l don't think she liked it.

:46:05
Yeah, some women find it offensive.
:46:08
lceman!
:46:10
l did not sleep with him
out of charity.

:46:14
You weren't interested till you found out
his wife boned some other guy
on their honeymoon.

:46:17
That's not it.
He is a kind, decent, solid guy.

:46:21
l've never been
with anybody like that.

:46:24
Still sounds like a charity boning. Hi.
Thank you.

:46:26
Do you have to use the word
""bone'' every time?

:46:30
l use it when it's appropriate.
:46:33
Have you ever heard of a guy
shouting out ""50'' when he orgasmed?
Yeah.

:46:37
Yeah?
:46:40
Okay, so throw pillows
go in this cabinet here.

:46:45
Oh, you don't--
you don't sleep on these?

:46:47
No, no, they're... decorative.
:46:50
- For who?
- What do you mean?

:46:54
You're the only one who sees them,
but you don't sleep on them.

:46:56
Then you take them off the bed every night,
put 'em in a box, take them out of the box.

:46:59
l just don't understand the point.
:47:02
l don't know. l mean,
Lisa thought they looked nice.

:47:05
Oh. l see.
Yeah.

:47:10
Yeah.
:47:17
l don't see what the big deal is.
They make the bed look nice.

:47:23
Hey!
:47:26
What are you doing?
That's goose down!
l'm liberating you.

:47:29
Try it.
No!

:47:31
l'm not gonna--
Just one stab. Come on.
See how you feel.

:47:34
Come on!
This is ridiculous.

:47:36
lt's not ridiculous.
:47:37
lt's not like driving a knife into a pillow
is suddenly gonna make me feel--

:47:42
Wow. That feels really good.
:47:44
Huh? Right?
[ Chuckles ]
Yeah!

:47:47
- What did l tell you?
- You know what? You're right.

:47:49
Come on. Bigger one.
What is the point
of these things really?

:47:51
No point.
They're stupid.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

:47:54
Ha! Ha! Ha!
l mean, what, am l running
a bed-and-breakfast?

:47:58
Not anymore.
You know how many minutes a day...

:47:59
l spend getting throw pillows
on and off the bed?
How many?


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