:40:01
And it totally freaked him out!
:40:03
- Why?
- Totally.
:40:03
Well, he felt all threatened
and he thought he was a bad lover.
:40:07
Maybe she shouldn't
have waited so long.
:40:08
- You know, after an year...
- Well, yeah, but,
:40:09
men are so easily offended!
:40:11
Oh, what, more than women, you think?
:40:12
- Oh, definitely on that subject!
- You think so?
:40:14
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
:40:16
Well, maybe it's because, you know...
:40:18
Men are...
:40:20
easier to...
:40:21
you know,
:40:22
... to please.
:40:22
- Well, I don't know...
- Yeah, they are, they definitely...
:40:24
definitely.
:40:25
Anyway, this friend of mine,
she was telling me that,
:40:28
next time she dates another man,
:40:29
she's gonna make
a little questionnaire,
:40:32
about what they like and dislike,
for the event...
:40:34
Like written down, or out loud?
:40:35
Yeah, yeah, written down,
mostly written down.
:40:37
But it wouldn't be just...
:40:39
you know, yes or no,
:40:40
it would be a little more
complex than that.
:40:41
Like for example, if the question is:
:40:43
"Are you into S and M?"
:40:44
The answer could be "No, but..."
:40:47
"... a good spanking
once in a while, doesn't hurt."
:40:49
- Right?
- Right. Or like:
:40:51
"Do you like talking dirty in bed?"
:40:54
That kind of thing?
:40:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but not just like...
:40:56
any dirty talk.
:40:57
Just like: "What specific word
would you like to hear?"
:41:00
- You know, like...
- What, me?
:41:01
Well, yeah.
:41:01
Like, for example, like what specific
word would you like to hear?
:41:04
I don't know...
:41:06
Uhm...
:41:07
What do you feel about
the word "Pussy"?
:41:10
I... love it.
:41:13
Good.
:41:15
It's amazing what...
:41:16
perverts we've become
in the past 9 years.
:41:18
I know, I know.
:41:18
Well, at least now we
don't have to pretend that
:41:20
each new sexual experience is
like a life altering event.
:41:23
I know, by now, you know
you've stuck it in so many places,
:41:26
it's like, about to fall off.
:41:27
I mean, you know,
I can't realistically
:41:28
expect you to have become
anything but a total hole, at this point.
:41:31
Yeah, thank you.
:41:32
No, I'm sor...
:41:35
That's true, what can you do?
:41:37
What can you do...
:41:38
So...
:41:40
What kind of songs do you write?
:41:41
- I didn't know you did that.
- What kind?
:41:43
- Yeah, sure.
- I don't know, just songs.
:41:45
Like some are, you know, people,
:41:48
Uhm, relationships...
one's about my cat!
:41:50
Sing one!
:41:51
- Just...
- No, I can't, I don't have a guitar.
:41:53
Come on, acapella.
:41:54
No, no, no, I'm not singing
a song without a guitar, you're nuts!
:41:58
Why not?