:18:00
- Guys don't take baths.
- I agree.
:18:02
I put the tow... Wait, wait.
I wrap the towel around me,
:18:05
and then I jump back in the bath.
:18:08
How comes he jumps back in the tub?
:18:10
- Doesn't he know these people?
- Where else should he go?
:18:13
- We gotta play with it.
- Play, but just keep it to an hour.
:18:15
That's all the time we got, Bobby.
:18:18
Hey, tell me something.
:18:20
Who's this guy, Yom Kippur,
they got booked on Friday?
:18:24
# Splish splash, I was taking a bath
:18:27
# Long about a Saturday night
:18:30
What are they screaming?
:18:33
#... thinking everything was all right
:18:36
# Well, I stepped out the tub,
I put my feet on the floor
:18:38
# I wrapped the towel around me...
:18:40
I finally topped the charts with a song
I wrote in 20 minutes.
:18:43
Now, listen carefully to the lyrics.
They're very profound.
:18:46
# Oh, there was a party going on
A splishin'and a splashin'
:18:50
# Reelin' with the feelin'
- Look at that!
:18:52
He said he'd do it, and he did it.
:18:57
Charlie, I'm trying to hear him sing!
:18:59
He's going to be the biggest
star in show business.
:19:06
# Bing-bang, I saw the whole gang
:19:09
# Dancing on my living room rug, yep
:19:12
# Flip flop, they were doing the bop...
:19:15
Ma, get away, I can't see.
:19:19
What's that on his head?
:19:21
# Miss Molly was even there too...
:19:23
- What is it?
- It's a toupee. One of those.
:19:29
# I was a splishin' and a splashin'
:19:32
# I was a rollin' and a strollin'
:19:34
# Yeah, I was a movin' and a groovin'
:19:38
I was a teen idol for about a minute and a half,
:19:40
but Mama's plan was to be bigger than Sinatra.
:19:43
I wanted to do the great standards,
:19:45
but my producer thought
I was nuts to turn my back on rock'n'roll.
:19:49
Teenagers aren't going to buy an album
of you doing standards.
:19:52
Ahmet, how do you know
what teenagers will buy?
:19:54
What, you got a crystal ball back there?
:19:56
I know you don't change your image
when you're hot like this.
:19:59
You know what? I don't want teenagers
to be my only audience, so that's perfect.