:25:03
That's a good point.
:25:04
What about garlic?
Does that work on Hindu vampires?
:25:06
Or do you need, like, saffron
or some shit?
:25:08
- That was quick.
- Thank you.
:25:13
You can keep doing your song
and dance as long as you want, Blade.
:25:15
It's not gonna play.
:25:16
We know what you are.
:25:18
You're a stone-cold killer.
:25:19
And you're sick as fuck.
:25:20
Let's leave the diagnosis
to the professionals.
:25:23
Hello, Blade.
:25:24
My name is Dr. Vance.
:25:25
I've been charged with giving you
a psychiatric evaluation.
:25:28
Gentlemen, would you mind giving us
just a couple of minutes alone?
:25:30
He's all yours.
:25:41
I know you must find this
very frightening...
:25:43
...but I want you to know
that I'm here to help.
:25:45
And in order for me to do that,
:25:46
I'm gonna have to ask you
a couple of questions, okay?
:25:51
You know, Blade--
the darndest thing.
:25:52
I was signing in at security,
and, uh, couldn't remember the date.
:25:56
Do you know what day it is?
:26:00
How about the President?
You know who that is.
:26:03
Who's in the White House right now?
:26:04
An asshole.
:26:08
I think somebody here
wants to talk about vampires.
:26:12
Vampires.
:26:15
For everyone else,
it's kind of silly.
:26:18
I had a set of wax teeth
when I was seven years old.
:26:21
It was fun.
:26:23
I could be somebody else.
:26:25
But I want to hear you
talk about vampires.
:26:27
What can you tell me about them?
:26:30
They exist.
:26:32
Are you one of them?
:26:35
Sometimes...
the scariest monster of all...
:26:38
...is the one in the mirror.
:26:43
Tell me about blood.
:26:44
When you drink blood,
:26:45
do you ever feel sexually aroused?
:26:50
Just strikes me
that this business of vampirism
:26:53
has a very strong element
of sexual confusion.
:26:58
Nuzzling into someone's neck.