:08:00
""Butt''?
:08:02
""Butt'' what?
:08:04
- Hi, Dad.
- Hey, kiddo. What's up?
:08:06
Mom needs me to pick up Max
from day care again.
:08:09
[ Sighs ]
lt won't be forever, sweetie.
:08:11
All right,
now you sound like Mom.
:08:13
That's so terrible?
:08:19
You okay?
:08:22
ls this a new style
that the kids are sporting?
:08:27
- Dad, don't freak out.
- When do l ever freak out, Madeline?
:08:30
- lt's just that there are
a thousand other sports...
- [ Shaking Tablet Bottle ]
:08:34
that don't involve falling
a hundred feet to your death.
:08:37
Dad, you said standing on top of
Mount Everest was the best day of your life.
:08:40
No, l said it was
one of the best days of my life.
:08:43
[ Growls ]
Look.
:08:45
See, l even wore
the hat you gave me.
:08:50
l just don't understand what the problem is
with me trying to be like you.
:08:53
[ Sighs ]
Do we have to discuss this every day?
:08:56
Just till l turn 1 8.
:08:58
[ Grunts ]
:09:05
Okay, race fans,
here we are.
:09:07
The last race of the day!
:09:08
Drivers,
get in position.
:09:10
- [ Sizzling ]
- Hey, Mr. P, can l ask you
a very serious question?
:09:14
Only if you want
a very serious answer.
:09:16
Do ladies like guys who build stuff
with their hands?
:09:20
Or do they go for the nerds who
play computer games and stuff?
:09:23
Yo, what he means is...
:09:26
do women prefer
a low-l.Q. über-male...
:09:28
who only knows stuff
about spark plugs...
:09:31
or do they prefer
a true artist...
:09:33
who has both sensitivity
and a brain?
:09:36
That's a very difficult
question, boys...
:09:39
but l'm afraid
l'm not the one to ask.
:09:41
- Hey, Madeline Rose--
- [ Both ] No, no, no, no, no!
:09:44
Dad, don't call me that.
:09:47
What are you doing?
:09:49
- Nothing.
- Nothing. Nothing.
:09:52
- [ Sizzle ]
- Ow, ow, ow! Ow!
:09:55
Aah! Aah!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
:09:58
lt's an old
climber's trick.