Chris Rock: Never Scared
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:02:01
That's right, baby.
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Number four! Yeah!
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Yeah, this is the Kill Bill one,
you know what I'm saying?

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Gonna do it right, man.
It's good to be here in Washington, DC.

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That's right. Lovely Constitution Hall,
that's right, man.

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Now I haven't toured in a long time,
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I haven't done a special for a long time.
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I was waiting for special things to happen,
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and a lot's happened in my life
since the last time I was on the road, man.

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I had a little baby girl.
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It's not a big deal.
I mean, even roaches have kids, right?

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But I got a little baby girl.
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And it's amazing when you have a girl -
you're a man and you have a girl,

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it's eye-opening.
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Cos I realise I'm the man in her life.
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And my relationship with my daughter
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is gonna affect her relationship with men
for the rest of her life.

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And every man in here
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has dated a woman with some daddy issues.
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That shit ain't fun, OK?
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She giving you a hard time over some shit
her daddy did in 1969, OK?

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That shit ain't never fun.
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Sometimes I'm walking with my daughter,
talking to my daughter,

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I'm looking at her in her stroller,
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and sometimes I pick her up and stare at her
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and I realise my only job in life...
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is to keep her off the pole.
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Keep my baby off the pole!
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They don't grade fathers
but if your daughter's a stripper,

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you fucked up.
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Yeah. You went mighty wrong there, baby.
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You thought you had a household?
No, you got a ho camp.


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