:03:01
is gonna affect her relationship with men
for the rest of her life.
:03:06
And every man in here
:03:08
has dated a woman with some daddy issues.
:03:12
That shit ain't fun, OK?
:03:14
She giving you a hard time over some shit
her daddy did in 1969, OK?
:03:20
That shit ain't never fun.
:03:22
Sometimes I'm walking with my daughter,
talking to my daughter,
:03:25
I'm looking at her in her stroller,
:03:28
and sometimes I pick her up and stare at her
:03:30
and I realise my only job in life...
:03:34
is to keep her off the pole.
:03:44
Keep my baby off the pole!
:03:46
They don't grade fathers
but if your daughter's a stripper,
:03:50
you fucked up.
:03:55
Yeah. You went mighty wrong there, baby.
:03:59
You thought you had a household?
No, you got a ho camp.
:04:03
I'm not making fun of the strippers
cos some of these girls were abused.
:04:08
Some of them just missed a few hugs.
:04:11
Some of them were like, "Daddy, can we talk?"
:04:14
"Hey, I'm watching the game."
"I'll show you!
:04:18
"I'm gonna dance naked
to Mötley Crüe records.
:04:21
"I'm gonna change my name to Cinder Buns
:04:24
"and I'm gonna wear clear heels."
:04:28
When did clear heels become the new
whore uniform? When did that happen?
:04:33
Was there a big old ho convention
and all the hoes got together and said,
:04:38
"We need something new.
:04:40
"Something that just says 'nasty'."
:04:44
One girl said, "I got it! Clear heels!"
:04:46
"Ooh, girl, you disgusting. You all right."
:04:52
I got nothing against strippers.
:04:56
Somebody's gotta do it.
:04:58
Somebody has to take on
the monumental responsibility