:04:03
I'm not making fun of the strippers
cos some of these girls were abused.
:04:08
Some of them just missed a few hugs.
:04:11
Some of them were like, "Daddy, can we talk?"
:04:14
"Hey, I'm watching the game."
"I'll show you!
:04:18
"I'm gonna dance naked
to Mötley Crüe records.
:04:21
"I'm gonna change my name to Cinder Buns
:04:24
"and I'm gonna wear clear heels."
:04:28
When did clear heels become the new
whore uniform? When did that happen?
:04:33
Was there a big old ho convention
and all the hoes got together and said,
:04:38
"We need something new.
:04:40
"Something that just says 'nasty'."
:04:44
One girl said, "I got it! Clear heels!"
:04:46
"Ooh, girl, you disgusting. You all right."
:04:52
I got nothing against strippers.
:04:56
Somebody's gotta do it.
:04:58
Somebody has to take on
the monumental responsibility
:05:03
that the strippers do.
:05:05
Somebody's gotta do it, somebody has to
entertain the married men of America.
:05:11
Somebody has to do it.
:05:14
OK? Your wife, you know,
your wife will take care of you
:05:18
but she ain't gonna entertain you.
:05:22
Give your wife clear heels -
"What the fuck is this shit?
:05:28
"Get this ho shit out my house.
:05:30
"Now wash your hands so you can eat."
:05:35
I got nothing against the strippers.
:05:37
But the strip clubs are very addictive.
:05:41
Not to me but to other people.
They are addictive.
:05:45
Every guy in here
got a friend that's addicted to strip clubs.
:05:50
Addicted like heroin, OK? Addicted.
:05:54
You know those guys that cannot function
in a normal club.
:05:59
You take 'em to a normal club,
they ask one girl to dance -