:05:03
that the strippers do.
:05:05
Somebody's gotta do it, somebody has to
entertain the married men of America.
:05:11
Somebody has to do it.
:05:14
OK? Your wife, you know,
your wife will take care of you
:05:18
but she ain't gonna entertain you.
:05:22
Give your wife clear heels -
"What the fuck is this shit?
:05:28
"Get this ho shit out my house.
:05:30
"Now wash your hands so you can eat."
:05:35
I got nothing against the strippers.
:05:37
But the strip clubs are very addictive.
:05:41
Not to me but to other people.
They are addictive.
:05:45
Every guy in here
got a friend that's addicted to strip clubs.
:05:50
Addicted like heroin, OK? Addicted.
:05:54
You know those guys that cannot function
in a normal club.
:05:59
You take 'em to a normal club,
they ask one girl to dance -
:06:02
"Would you like to dance?"
"Maybe later."
:06:05
"Yo, man, let's go to the titty bar.
:06:08
"Man, these bitches is stuck up, man.
:06:12
"I gave this bitch a dollar,
she didn't do nothing."
:06:16
No. We all got those friends
that's addicted to strip clubs.
:06:21
You know those guys
that go to the strip club in the daytime?
:06:25
If you at a strip club and the sun is out,
you got some problems.
:06:30
You know those guys that eat at the strip club?
:06:34
Eat at the buffet.
:06:35
How the fuck could you eat
at a nasty-ass strip club?
:06:42
What?
:06:45
Are you that hungry?
:06:47
Motherfucker, go to Mickey D's or some shit.
:06:51
Rwandan refugees won't eat that shit.
:06:55
At a damn strip club.
Titties and Tater Tots don't mix.