:23:01
What the fuck is up with Jermaine?
:23:04
Is it me or is Jermaine the greasiest nigger
you ever seen in your life?
:23:11
What the fuck? My God, man!
:23:15
Does he spray Armor All on his face
or some shit?
:23:19
Just greasy motherfucker, my God.
:23:22
Just glistening like Patrick Ewing
in the fourth quarter.
:23:26
Just slimy.
:23:29
Just greasy, shiny motherfucker, my God.
:23:33
When Jermaine's on the TV,
I gotta wipe the grease off the screen.
:23:38
I can't see shit -
:23:39
Jermaine must have been on.
:23:41
The police can't even capture his ass
:23:44
cos he just slips out.
:23:47
The police are like, "Somebody throw
some sand on that nigger! Please!"
:23:57
Jacksons lost they mind,
R Kelly lost his mind and shit.
:24:03
What the fuck is wrong with R Kelly?
He got a lot of balls, OK?
:24:07
Talk about, "It ain't me!"
:24:10
Got a damn sex tape out. "It ain't me."
:24:13
Motherfucker, we know what you look like.
:24:16
That's you, OK?
:24:18
There's a damn Soul Train award
right next to the bed!
:24:25
Best R & B '98, that's you!
:24:28
I can't even believe R Kelly would
come outside after this shit.
:24:32
At one point on the tape, R Kelly's eating
this girl's ass out like it's Puppy Chow.
:24:39
He's in her ass like he's got diabetes
:24:44
and her ass got insulin in it.
:24:57
Lookin' like the movie 28 Days Later.