:24:03
What the fuck is wrong with R Kelly?
He got a lot of balls, OK?
:24:07
Talk about, "It ain't me!"
:24:10
Got a damn sex tape out. "It ain't me."
:24:13
Motherfucker, we know what you look like.
:24:16
That's you, OK?
:24:18
There's a damn Soul Train award
right next to the bed!
:24:25
Best R & B '98, that's you!
:24:28
I can't even believe R Kelly would
come outside after this shit.
:24:32
At one point on the tape, R Kelly's eating
this girl's ass out like it's Puppy Chow.
:24:39
He's in her ass like he's got diabetes
:24:44
and her ass got insulin in it.
:24:57
Lookin' like the movie 28 Days Later.
:25:06
R fucking Kelly, man.
:25:08
The whole world's going crazy, man.
:25:10
Siegfried and Roy,
the tiger bit the man in the head,
:25:14
and everybody's mad at the tiger.
:25:18
Talk about the tiger went crazy.
:25:20
That tiger ain't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!
:25:27
You know when the tiger went crazy?
:25:29
When the tiger was riding round
on a little bike with a Hitler helmet on.
:25:34
"Oh, shit, I'm a crazy tiger.
:25:36
"Oh, Lord, I'm crazy. What is I gon' do?"
:25:43
Whole damn country's all fucked up.
:25:46
We so desperate for entertainment
:25:48
everybody's falling for this magician,
David Blaine.
:25:51
What the fuck is this shit? Are we so
desperate that we fall for a trickless magician?
:25:58
Where the fuck's the trick?