:25:06
R fucking Kelly, man.
:25:08
The whole world's going crazy, man.
:25:10
Siegfried and Roy,
the tiger bit the man in the head,
:25:14
and everybody's mad at the tiger.
:25:18
Talk about the tiger went crazy.
:25:20
That tiger ain't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!
:25:27
You know when the tiger went crazy?
:25:29
When the tiger was riding round
on a little bike with a Hitler helmet on.
:25:34
"Oh, shit, I'm a crazy tiger.
:25:36
"Oh, Lord, I'm crazy. What is I gon' do?"
:25:43
Whole damn country's all fucked up.
:25:46
We so desperate for entertainment
:25:48
everybody's falling for this magician,
David Blaine.
:25:51
What the fuck is this shit? Are we so
desperate that we fall for a trickless magician?
:25:58
Where the fuck's the trick?
:26:00
Cut a lady in half! Pull a rabbit out a hat!
:26:04
Do something. What's his last trick?
:26:06
"I'm in a box...
:26:09
"and I ain't gonna eat.
:26:11
"I'm in a box and I ain't gonna eat."
:26:15
That ain't no trick,
that's called living in the projects.
:26:24
Shit, man.
:26:27
Kobe Bryant lost his mind.
:26:30
What the fuck is Kobe thinking?
:26:32
What is on Kobe's mind going to Colorado,
:26:36
around all these white people,
:26:39
and not bringing Johnnie Cochran?
:26:45
You gotta bring Johnnie to that shit.
:26:47
The girl's still alive,
Johnnie'll knock this out in two weeks.
:26:52
"Is she breathing?"
"Don't worry about it."
:26:55
Kobe wouldn't miss a practice
if he had Johnnie. What the fuck?
:26:59
It don't look right, man. Some people are like,
"If you hire Johnnie Cochran you look guilty."