:26:00
Cut a lady in half! Pull a rabbit out a hat!
:26:04
Do something. What's his last trick?
:26:06
"I'm in a box...
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"and I ain't gonna eat.
:26:11
"I'm in a box and I ain't gonna eat."
:26:15
That ain't no trick,
that's called living in the projects.
:26:24
Shit, man.
:26:27
Kobe Bryant lost his mind.
:26:30
What the fuck is Kobe thinking?
:26:32
What is on Kobe's mind going to Colorado,
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around all these white people,
:26:39
and not bringing Johnnie Cochran?
:26:45
You gotta bring Johnnie to that shit.
:26:47
The girl's still alive,
Johnnie'll knock this out in two weeks.
:26:52
"Is she breathing?"
"Don't worry about it."
:26:55
Kobe wouldn't miss a practice
if he had Johnnie. What the fuck?
:26:59
It don't look right, man. Some people are like,
"If you hire Johnnie Cochran you look guilty."
:27:04
Yeah, but you go home.
:27:12
What, you wanna look innocent in jail?
:27:15
I'd rather look guilty at the mall.
:27:22
Kobe might go to jail, you never know.
:27:24
A lot of people, "Oh, Kobe ain't gonna go to jail
cos Kobe's cute and cuddly.
:27:29
"No, he's cute and cuddly, he's positive."
:27:31
Yeah, Kobe looks cute and cuddly on TV
:27:34
cos when you see him
he's standing next to Shaq.
:27:37
But in real life Kobe's like 6'9", 6'10".
:27:41
Shit, when he get to court, he gonna
scare the shit out of them white people.
:27:45
They gonna look at him
like he's a big old black praying mantis.
:27:51
He gonna sit down at the witness stand,
his knees gonna be up here.
:27:58
Put his hand on the Bible,
it covers up the whole Bible.