:27:04
Yeah, but you go home.
:27:12
What, you wanna look innocent in jail?
:27:15
I'd rather look guilty at the mall.
:27:22
Kobe might go to jail, you never know.
:27:24
A lot of people, "Oh, Kobe ain't gonna go to jail
cos Kobe's cute and cuddly.
:27:29
"No, he's cute and cuddly, he's positive."
:27:31
Yeah, Kobe looks cute and cuddly on TV
:27:34
cos when you see him
he's standing next to Shaq.
:27:37
But in real life Kobe's like 6'9", 6'10".
:27:41
Shit, when he get to court, he gonna
scare the shit out of them white people.
:27:45
They gonna look at him
like he's a big old black praying mantis.
:27:51
He gonna sit down at the witness stand,
his knees gonna be up here.
:27:58
Put his hand on the Bible,
it covers up the whole Bible.
:28:04
And you see the girl, she came to court,
she wasn't fucking around. She looked nice.
:28:10
She got a nice pantsuit on,
got her hair in pigtails.
:28:14
Yeah, she ain't gonna have on
no clear heels now, no.
:28:25
That's right. She got on some comfortable flats.
:28:29
And some thick-ass stockings.
:28:31
The thickest fucking stockings
you ever seen in your life.
:28:34
You gonna think she broke her leg,
that's how thick them stockings is.
:28:38
She gonna come in the court like this.
:28:43
"Your Honour, my stockings are fucking thick."
:28:50
A lot of people say, "Well, this is what Kobe
gets for cheating.
:28:54
"He cheated and that's what he gets.
That's what he gets."
:28:58
I know some of you women been
cheated on before. I know some of you...