:29:02
OK, fuck it, I'm sure most of you women
been cheated on before.
:29:06
Some of y'all are with the guy
that cheated on you right now.
:29:11
And the guys are like,
"Would you shut the fuck up?"
:29:22
"Do some old shit, 'toss my salad',
one of them."
:29:29
No. Men are just low, ladies.
:29:32
Some women are like,
"If I lost weight, he wouldn't cheat.
:29:35
"If I was more beautiful,
he wouldn't cheat."
:29:41
Yes, he would.
:29:46
He would.
There ain't nothing you can do, ladies.
:29:50
The only thing you can do
to stop your man cheating...
:29:53
The women are like this...
:29:56
Only thing you can do...
:29:58
is be there.
:30:00
Where? There.
:30:02
Wherever he's thinking about fucking her.
:30:05
Just be right there.
And even then he still might lose yo ass.
:30:09
"Hey, honey, look, a sale!
Let me go fuck this bitch right now."
:30:20
Oh, man! No.
:30:22
The beauty don't matter. Kobe cheated
on his wife and Kobe's wife is fine.
:30:26
Kobe's wife is gorgeous. My God!
:30:29
That's a fuckin' señorita out this motherfucker.
:30:33
A hot tamale out this motherfucker.
:30:36
Kobe's wife is fine shit. I would trade my wife
and two aunts for Kobe's, man.
:30:44
I'll throw in a cousin and my momma
if I have to.
:30:48
Come on, Momma, we got to close this deal.
:30:53
Don't let all this celebrity news
fool you right now.
:30:57
All this stuff going on in the news