:30:00
Where? There.
:30:02
Wherever he's thinking about fucking her.
:30:05
Just be right there.
And even then he still might lose yo ass.
:30:09
"Hey, honey, look, a sale!
Let me go fuck this bitch right now."
:30:20
Oh, man! No.
:30:22
The beauty don't matter. Kobe cheated
on his wife and Kobe's wife is fine.
:30:26
Kobe's wife is gorgeous. My God!
:30:29
That's a fuckin' señorita out this motherfucker.
:30:33
A hot tamale out this motherfucker.
:30:36
Kobe's wife is fine shit. I would trade my wife
and two aunts for Kobe's, man.
:30:44
I'll throw in a cousin and my momma
if I have to.
:30:48
Come on, Momma, we got to close this deal.
:30:53
Don't let all this celebrity news
fool you right now.
:30:57
All this stuff going on in the news
:31:00
is just a trick to get yo mind off the war.
That's all it is.
:31:04
It's a trick to get yo mind off the war.
:31:10
I think Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room.
:31:16
Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room, Bush sent
that little boy to Michael Jackson's house,
:31:21
Bush killed Laci Peterson.
:31:26
Bush was fucking Paris Hilton in that video.
:31:33
All to get yo mind off the war.
:31:36
Bush lied to me, they all lied to me.
:31:38
"We gotta go to Iraq cos they the most
dangerous country on earth.
:31:43
"They the most dangerous regime
in the world."
:31:46
If they so dangerous,
how come it only took two weeks
:31:49
to take over the whole fucking country?
:31:52
Shit.
:31:55
Man, you couldn't take over Baltimore
in two weeks.