:32:10
Get the fuck outta here.
:32:12
Looking for weapons of mass destruction.
:32:15
Can't even find a Wiffle ball bat.
:32:18
Ain't even a fucking fly-swatter yet. Give me
something, shit! Attack, motherfucker.
:32:23
Let me get a fucking paper cut
over that motherfucker. Nothing!
:32:28
Not a damn thing.
:32:30
"Weapons of mass destruction."
:32:33
They got whatshisname,
they got Saddam Hussein, that's cool.
:32:37
I was a little sad when they got Saddam.
:32:39
That's kinda like the Coyote
catching the Roadrunner.
:32:46
I guess Acme finally made
some shit that worked.
:32:53
I didn't even know we was after Saddam,
I thought we was after Bin Laden.
:32:57
What the fuck happened?
:33:02
I thought we was after Bin Laden.
:33:04
Shit. When did Bin Laden give Hussein
the baton of hate?
:33:09
When did he pass it on?
"They hate me, they hate me...
:33:12
"they hate you! Run!"
"Oh, shit."
:33:16
Shit, man, when I heard we was
after Hussein, I was like, "Really?"
:33:21
That's so '80s.
:33:24
The whole war seemed like a bad VH1 special.
:33:28
Hussein's back and Bush is back
and Cheney's back
:33:33
and Paula Abdul's back.
:33:39
Shit, before you know it,
it'll be Hammer time again.
:33:44
Stop. Hammer time.
:33:49
No, when the war started, it was great.
:33:52
Brought out a lot of patriotism.
Patriotism's beautiful.
:33:55
But slowly but surely,
the patriotism turned into hate-riotism.