:33:02
I thought we was after Bin Laden.
:33:04
Shit. When did Bin Laden give Hussein
the baton of hate?
:33:09
When did he pass it on?
"They hate me, they hate me...
:33:12
"they hate you! Run!"
"Oh, shit."
:33:16
Shit, man, when I heard we was
after Hussein, I was like, "Really?"
:33:21
That's so '80s.
:33:24
The whole war seemed like a bad VH1 special.
:33:28
Hussein's back and Bush is back
and Cheney's back
:33:33
and Paula Abdul's back.
:33:39
Shit, before you know it,
it'll be Hammer time again.
:33:44
Stop. Hammer time.
:33:49
No, when the war started, it was great.
:33:52
Brought out a lot of patriotism.
Patriotism's beautiful.
:33:55
But slowly but surely,
the patriotism turned into hate-riotism.
:34:00
When the war started, it was great.
People had their flags up.
:34:04
People screaming out "USA!" for no reason.
:34:07
You go to a baseball game, a football game,
a basketball game, people are, "USA!"
:34:12
I'm like, "Hey, calm down.
:34:14
"That's got a little German on it,
don't you think?"
:34:20
You know, people start freaking out.
:34:23
People got it...
:34:25
At first the war was cool. People got into
this whole hate the French thing.
:34:29
I don't understand that shit. "Fuck France,
man. They don't wanna help us out.
:34:34
"Don't eat no French fries.
Fuck the French, man.
:34:37
"Motherfuck France, fuck 'em, man."
Cos they wouldn't help us out in the war.
:34:42
The United States is the biggest,
most powerful country in the world.
:34:46
Why the fuck would anybody
help us in the war?
:34:49
Would you help Mike Tyson beat up Urkel?
:34:56
Don't make no sense!
:34:58
But people started freaking out.
The war was weird.