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When the war started, it was great.
People had their flags up.
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People screaming out "USA!" for no reason.
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You go to a baseball game, a football game,
a basketball game, people are, "USA!"
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I'm like, "Hey, calm down.
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"That's got a little German on it,
don't you think?"
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You know, people start freaking out.
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People got it...
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At first the war was cool. People got into
this whole hate the French thing.
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I don't understand that shit. "Fuck France,
man. They don't wanna help us out.
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"Don't eat no French fries.
Fuck the French, man.
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"Motherfuck France, fuck 'em, man."
Cos they wouldn't help us out in the war.
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The United States is the biggest,
most powerful country in the world.
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Why the fuck would anybody
help us in the war?
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Would you help Mike Tyson beat up Urkel?
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Don't make no sense!
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But people started freaking out.
The war was weird.
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On TV you'd see these weird white guys.
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Nobody here, you guys are OK.
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See these weird white guys
getting overly patriotic
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and they have their fucking flag hats on
and their flag drawers and their flag pick-ups.
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"I'm American, man, I'm American.
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"Fuck all these fucking foreigners.
I'm American!"
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You're like, "Hey, calm the fuck down."
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There was a lot of accepted racism
when the war started.
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"I'm American. Fuck all these foreigners."
And that was cool.
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Then it was, "I'm American. Fuck the French."
That was cool.
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"I'm American. Fuck all these Arabs."
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And that was cool. Then they went to,
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"I'm American. Fuck all these illegal aliens."
Then I started listening.
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Cos I know niggers and Jews is next.
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It's like, any day now!