:46:00
"You got to take this pill."
:46:02
They don't even tell you what the pill does.
You see a lady on a horse or a man in the tub.
:46:08
And they just keep naming symptoms.
:46:10
"Are you depressed? Are you lonely?
Do your teeth hurt?" What the fuck?
:46:14
I saw a commercial the other day
that said, "Do you go to bed at night
:46:18
"and wake up in the morning?"
:46:23
Shit they got one. I got that.
:46:26
I'm sick, I need that pill.
:46:32
The Government trying to get you hooked
on some legal fucking shit.
:46:36
And that's the truth, man.
:46:38
The reason coke and weed are illegal in
America don't got shit to do with yo safety.
:46:44
The reason that coke and weed
are illegal in America
:46:47
is cos the best coke and weed
ain't made in America.
:46:54
If they made the good shit here,
:46:57
there'd be a coke and weed restaurant
on every fucking corner.
:47:01
That's right. Wouldn't be no Starbucks,
it'd be Weedbucks.
:47:06
McDonald's, McCokeald's.
:47:09
Uh, get me a Happy Meal
and an eight-ball, thank you.
:47:14
Krispy Kreme, Kracky Kreme.
:47:19
That's how good Krispy Kreme doughnuts are.
:47:21
Krispy Kreme doughnuts are so good,
if I told you they had crack in it,
:47:25
you'd go, "I knew something was up.
:47:30
"I knew. These doughnuts are
too damn good, man.
:47:35
"Got me knockin' on the doughnut window
at two in the morning.
:47:39
"Come on, man, open up, man.
:47:41
"Give me one more doughnut! I'll do anything!
:47:44
"I'll suck your dick!"
:47:54
That should be the new slogan
for Krispy Kreme.
:47:57
Krispy Kreme - so good you'll suck a dick.