:47:01
That's right. Wouldn't be no Starbucks,
it'd be Weedbucks.
:47:06
McDonald's, McCokeald's.
:47:09
Uh, get me a Happy Meal
and an eight-ball, thank you.
:47:14
Krispy Kreme, Kracky Kreme.
:47:19
That's how good Krispy Kreme doughnuts are.
:47:21
Krispy Kreme doughnuts are so good,
if I told you they had crack in it,
:47:25
you'd go, "I knew something was up.
:47:30
"I knew. These doughnuts are
too damn good, man.
:47:35
"Got me knockin' on the doughnut window
at two in the morning.
:47:39
"Come on, man, open up, man.
:47:41
"Give me one more doughnut! I'll do anything!
:47:44
"I'll suck your dick!"
:47:54
That should be the new slogan
for Krispy Kreme.
:47:57
Krispy Kreme - so good you'll suck a dick.
:48:04
These are some good-ass doughnuts.
You'd be mad if your kid ate your doughnuts.
:48:09
"You know what I had to do to get
them doughnuts? Leave them alone!
:48:14
"Now I gotta go out and suck some more dick
for doughnuts.
:48:18
"Kids will never learn, shit."
:48:22
No, man, the Government,
they will never legalise drugs in America.
:48:27
OK, the first reason they will never legalise
drugs in America
:48:31
is because the Government
makes way too much money
:48:34
putting our brothers and sisters
in fucking jail. That's first of all.
:48:39
For bullshit.
:48:41
The second reason the Government
will never legalise drugs in America
:48:45
is because, God forbid,
some brown people got wealthy.
:48:51
Can't have that.
Cos drugs come from brown countries.
:48:55
We can't have wealthy brown people.
:48:57
There are no wealthy black - or brown - people
in America.