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the number one reason,
is because of our religion.
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Americans worship money.
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We worship money.
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Separate God from school, separate God from
work, separate God from Government,
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but on your money it says, "In God we trust".
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All my life I've been looking for God
and he's right in my pocket.
:56:26
Americans worship money.
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And we all go to the same church -
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the church of ATM.
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Everywhere you look,
there's a new branch popping up,
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reminding you about how much money you got
or how much money you don't got.
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And if you got less than $20,
the machine won't even talk to you.
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The machine's like,
"You better go see a teller."
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You ever go to a teller
and try to take out $8.50?
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It's disgusting.
:57:00
Man, you gotta wait on that long-ass line.
:57:06
People doing real transactions in front of you.
:57:09
You get up to the fucking front,
fill out your form.
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Eight-fifty.
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The fucking teller looks at it, she looks at you,
she looks at the chit.
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She don't even take the money out the drawer,
she take it out her pocket.
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"Wastin' my time.
Get the fuck outta here, shit."
:57:32
I think every bank should have
a box of ones by the door
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for they broke-ass customers.
:57:39
I don't need free checking,
I need lunch money.
:57:43
Trying to buy me some pork fried rice, man.
:57:47
Here's the other thing, man.
:57:49
Drugs are illegal but ATM machines are open
24 hours a day.
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24 hours a day. For who?
:57:56
Who the fuck is it open for?
:57:58
Have you ever taken out $300
at four o'clock in the morning