:57:00
Man, you gotta wait on that long-ass line.
:57:06
People doing real transactions in front of you.
:57:09
You get up to the fucking front,
fill out your form.
:57:12
Eight-fifty.
:57:14
The fucking teller looks at it, she looks at you,
she looks at the chit.
:57:19
She don't even take the money out the drawer,
she take it out her pocket.
:57:29
"Wastin' my time.
Get the fuck outta here, shit."
:57:32
I think every bank should have
a box of ones by the door
:57:36
for they broke-ass customers.
:57:39
I don't need free checking,
I need lunch money.
:57:43
Trying to buy me some pork fried rice, man.
:57:47
Here's the other thing, man.
:57:49
Drugs are illegal but ATM machines are open
24 hours a day.
:57:53
24 hours a day. For who?
:57:56
Who the fuck is it open for?
:57:58
Have you ever taken out $300
at four o'clock in the morning
:58:03
for something positive?
:58:13
Shit, when you press that machine
at four o'clock in the morning,
:58:16
I think a psychiatrist should pop up
on the screen and go, "Come on, man.
:58:23
"Save your money, man.
:58:26
"Don't buy drugs, buy some rims."
:58:29
"They spinnin', look at they spinnin'!
They spinnin'!
:58:33
"They spinnin', look at they spinnin'!"
:58:39
Americans worship money.
:58:41
Shit, you know why banks are closed
on Sunday?
:58:44
Cos if they wasn't church'd be empty.
:58:51
Now, I love America, man, I must say.
I love America.
:58:55
I got to say, America is the greatest country
in the world, OK?
:58:59
It's the greatest country in the world.