1:07:03
The President don't give a fuck, he will give you
a straight answer on gay marriage.
1:07:08
"Mr President, when's the war gonna end?"
1:07:11
"Well, we're talking to people,
we're looking for stuff, it's out there,
1:07:15
"you never know how it's gonna end."
1:07:19
"Mr President,
when's the economy gonna pick up?"
1:07:22
"Well, we're talking to people,
1:07:24
"and economic indicators indicate that
indications are coming to the indicator."
1:07:29
"Mr President, what about gay marriage?"
1:07:32
"Fuck them faggots."
1:07:37
Damn, that's some harsh shit.
1:07:42
People always say, we can't have gay marriage
1:07:45
cos marriage is a sacred institution
that happens in the church. It's sacred!
1:07:49
No, it's not. Marriage ain't sacred.
Not in America.
1:07:53
Not in the country that watches
Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire?
1:07:58
And The Bachelorette
and Who Wants To Marry A Midget?
1:08:01
Get the fuck outta here.
1:08:06
Shit. Gay people got a right to be as miserable
as everybody else.
1:08:14
Get the fuck outta here. Michael Jackson got
married. How fucking sacred is that shit?
1:08:22
But I'm married. It's a beautiful thing, man.
1:08:26
And I don't cheat.
1:08:29
I don't. No.
1:08:33
Not because I'm a great husband,
1:08:35
just cos I'm tired of getting caught.
1:08:38
Gotta put the girls
in the mistress protection programme.
1:08:43
From now on your name is Carol.
1:08:45
If anybody calls you Lisa, ignore 'em.
1:08:48
OK, Lisa?
"OK."
1:08:49
Bitch, you gonna get us killed!
1:08:53
The fuck is wrong with you?
1:08:55
You won't last five minutes on the streets.
1:08:59
Now I don't cheat, man.