1:13:00
"Get me the fuck out of here,
I don't need no new friends.
1:13:03
"If you wanna help me out,
introduce me to a girl."
1:13:11
I hate married people, man.
1:13:12
Whenever I go out with other married couples,
I like to bring a single crackhead.
1:13:18
Just to spicen up the activities.
1:13:21
Come on, tell us
some of your cracky tales, please.
1:13:29
Married and bored, single and lonely.
1:13:33
The problem with relationships,
people want too much.
1:13:37
Everybody's looking for a soul mate.
1:13:40
"We're soul mates, we're one,
we're soul mates.
1:13:43
"I'm a Pisces, he's Aquarius, we're perfect.
We're soul mates, it's incredible.
1:13:49
"His moon is my star and it's a soul mate.
1:13:53
"We complete each other
and finish each other's sentences.
1:13:56
"The other day I said, 'Honey, it's gonna rain,'
and he said rain too!
1:14:00
"It's amazing! It's like we're telekinesic,
we're telekinesic.
1:14:05
"It's incredible, my God."
1:14:07
Nobody gets a soul mate. It don't happen.
1:14:11
Nobody. Not even James Brown,
the godfather of soul,
1:14:16
he don't even get a soul mate,
1:14:18
as we all saw a couple of weeks ago.
1:14:21
James Brown looking like Nick Nolte.
1:14:29
Like, he put the good foot in her ass.
1:14:33
Nobody gets a soul mate.
1:14:34
All you gonna get in life if you lucky is a mate.
1:14:39
Just a mate.
1:14:41
Somebody you fuck, go to movies with.
1:14:43
You fuck, go to another movie.
1:14:45
You fuck, go to a comedy show.
1:14:47
You fuck, go to your grandmomma's house.
1:14:50
You fuck, go to your momma's house.
You fuck, go see another movie.
1:14:53
Somewhere in between fucking and movies,
he goes, "Wanna get something to eat?"