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"It's amazing! It's like we're telekinesic,
we're telekinesic.
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"It's incredible, my God."
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Nobody gets a soul mate. It don't happen.
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Nobody. Not even James Brown,
the godfather of soul,
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he don't even get a soul mate,
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as we all saw a couple of weeks ago.
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James Brown looking like Nick Nolte.
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Like, he put the good foot in her ass.
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Nobody gets a soul mate.
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All you gonna get in life if you lucky is a mate.
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Just a mate.
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Somebody you fuck, go to movies with.
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You fuck, go to another movie.
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You fuck, go to a comedy show.
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You fuck, go to your grandmomma's house.
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You fuck, go to your momma's house.
You fuck, go see another movie.
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Somewhere in between fucking and movies,
he goes, "Wanna get something to eat?"
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That's all relationships are, they ain't that
complicated. It's fucking and eating.
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If you don't like fucking somebody
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and you don't like eating with them,
y'all don't need to be together.
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And the longer you're with somebody,
it's more eating and less fucking.
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You don't remember the last time you fucked
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but you know you had rice and beans
on Wednesday.
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You're never gonna get a soul mate,
the perfect person.
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You're never gonna meet somebody that loves
Seinfeld and the Wu Tang Clan.
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It ain't happening.
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Even if you meet the perfect person,
it ain't gonna be the perfect time.
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You're married, they're single.
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That's right. You're Jewish, they're Palestinian.
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You're Mexican, they're a raccoon.
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You're a black woman, he's a black man.