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There's always a obstacle in the way.
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You're never gonna meet the perfect person,
it's never gonna happen, OK?
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Every now and then,
God likes to play practical jokes on people.
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God will send you on a double date
with the perfect couple.
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You ever been out with the perfect couple?
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Ever made the mistake of going on a double
date with a couple that's actually in love?
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You in the middle of your bullshit relationship.
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And you sit down
with two people that's in love.
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You can't even eat your food cos you can't
believe what the fuck you are witnessing.
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You got a fork in your hand,
you're like, "Oh, shit.
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"He's really listening to what she's got to say.
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"They really like being around each other.
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"Man, we can't hang with them no more.
They gonna break us up!"
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"Can't let these happy motherfuckers
fuck up my life. No way!"
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See, the thing is, men, we are ill-prepared
when it comes to relationships.
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We are ill-prepared. That's right.
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You would think by now
women would rule the world.
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You would think women would rule the world.
But they don't!
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They don't. You know why?
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Cos women hate women.
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Women hate women.
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You do.
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You get any two girlfriends in this room,
been girlfriends for 25 years,
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you put a man in between them,
"Fuck that bitch."
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Women hate women.
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Guys are not like that. Guys actually think
there's other fish in the sea.
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If a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend,
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when they walk away, his boy goes, "Man,
she's nice. I gotta get me a girl like that."