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"Can't let these happy motherfuckers
fuck up my life. No way!"
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See, the thing is, men, we are ill-prepared
when it comes to relationships.
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We are ill-prepared. That's right.
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You would think by now
women would rule the world.
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You would think women would rule the world.
But they don't!
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They don't. You know why?
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Cos women hate women.
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Women hate women.
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You do.
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You get any two girlfriends in this room,
been girlfriends for 25 years,
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you put a man in between them,
"Fuck that bitch."
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Women hate women.
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Guys are not like that. Guys actually think
there's other fish in the sea.
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If a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend,
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when they walk away, his boy goes, "Man,
she's nice. I gotta get me a girl like that."
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If a woman introduces her new man
to her girlfriend,
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when they walk away, her girlfriend goes,
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"I gotta get him.
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"And I will slit that bitch's throat to do it."
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Shit, every woman in here got a girlfriend
they don't trust around they man.
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A good girlfriend too. "I'll go shopping with her
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"but I ain't gonna leave that bitch
with my man for five minutes."
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I remember one time,
one time I was in a restaurant,
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me, my wife, her girlfriend.
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My wife said, "I'm going to the bathroom."
I say, "OK, I'll see you when you get back."
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She said, "No, you coming with me."
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And she made me come with her.
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And she did the right thing
cos I'd have fucked the girl.