1:28:00
Nobody gets you ready for that shit.
1:28:03
Nobody tells you that once you get married,
you will never get pussy again.
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If you like pussy, marriage ain't for you.
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I haven't had pussy in seven years.
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I've had vagina.
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I hate vagina.
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I came out of a vagina.
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As soon as I got out, I said,
"Man, I got to get me some pussy."
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See, they don't prepare you. They don't
tell you married women don't have pussies.
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Married women have vaginas.
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If you go to a wedding and the woman's
throwing the bouquet,
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she ain't throwing the bouquet,
she's throwing the pussy.
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"I won't be needin' this no more."
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And the woman that catches it
is gonna get married
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cos now she got two pussies.
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You gotta marry the two-pussy girl.
1:29:03
But it ain't just men that lose out on marriage.
Women, you lose out too.
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Women, once you get married,
he will never lick your pussy again.
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Pussy, vagina, whatever the fuck
you wanna call it. He will never lick it again.
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I see some married women with tears
in they eyes right now.
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He will never lick your pussy again.
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Forever ever. "Forever ever?" Forever ever.
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He will never lick your pussy again.
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That's right. Don't get me wrong,
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he'll give it one coat.
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But he ain't gonna put the finish on it
like he used to.
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He used to put a spit-shine on your pussy.
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You had to put on shades
just to look at your pussy.
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Put a little sticker next to your pussy -
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"objects in pussy may appear
closer than they actually are."