1:27:00
"I had a good man and I blew it.
1:27:03
"Damn, Lord, kill my man. Kill him, please.
1:27:06
"Kill him while I still look good enough
to get something new.
1:27:10
"Please kill this motherfucker now.
Strike him!
1:27:14
"If you out there, Lord,
strike this motherfucker dead."
1:27:23
Nothing gets you ready for marriage, man.
1:27:27
Nothing. Nobody.
Nothing gets you ready for marriage.
1:27:31
Nobody tells you that once you get married,
you will never fuck again.
1:27:35
If you like fucking, marriage ain't for you.
1:27:39
Shit, I haven't fucked in seven years.
1:27:42
I've had intercourse.
1:27:45
Intercourse is when she gets out of the shower
on the nice sheets.
1:27:49
Fucking's in the back of a rental car
1:27:52
when your woman's going,
"Come on, get some!"
1:28:00
Nobody gets you ready for that shit.
1:28:03
Nobody tells you that once you get married,
you will never get pussy again.
1:28:07
If you like pussy, marriage ain't for you.
1:28:10
I haven't had pussy in seven years.
1:28:13
I've had vagina.
1:28:18
I hate vagina.
1:28:20
I came out of a vagina.
1:28:22
As soon as I got out, I said,
"Man, I got to get me some pussy."
1:28:29
See, they don't prepare you. They don't
tell you married women don't have pussies.
1:28:35
Married women have vaginas.
1:28:37
If you go to a wedding and the woman's
throwing the bouquet,
1:28:41
she ain't throwing the bouquet,
she's throwing the pussy.
1:28:45
"I won't be needin' this no more."
1:28:55
And the woman that catches it
is gonna get married
1:28:58
cos now she got two pussies.