1:26:01
"You ain't my fucking daddy,
I don't need you to take care of me.
1:26:04
"I hate this shit."
1:26:07
If she makes more money than you,
1:26:09
"You broke motherfucker.
1:26:12
"You never have no fucking money.
Fuck this shit.
1:26:16
"I don't wanna make all these decisions.
I need to be taken care of.
1:26:20
"I hate this shit. I can't take it."
1:26:24
And the number one reason
your woman's always mad, fellas,
1:26:28
the number one reason
your woman is pissed the fuck off...
1:26:34
cos you ain't her first choice.
1:26:40
Fellas, you ever catch your woman
just looking at you
1:26:43
but not saying nothing?
1:26:51
In her mind, she's thinking, "How did I end up
with this ugly motherfucker?
1:26:57
"Lord, this motherfucker's ugly and stupid.
1:27:00
"I had a good man and I blew it.
1:27:03
"Damn, Lord, kill my man. Kill him, please.
1:27:06
"Kill him while I still look good enough
to get something new.
1:27:10
"Please kill this motherfucker now.
Strike him!
1:27:14
"If you out there, Lord,
strike this motherfucker dead."
1:27:23
Nothing gets you ready for marriage, man.
1:27:27
Nothing. Nobody.
Nothing gets you ready for marriage.
1:27:31
Nobody tells you that once you get married,
you will never fuck again.
1:27:35
If you like fucking, marriage ain't for you.
1:27:39
Shit, I haven't fucked in seven years.
1:27:42
I've had intercourse.
1:27:45
Intercourse is when she gets out of the shower
on the nice sheets.
1:27:49
Fucking's in the back of a rental car
1:27:52
when your woman's going,
"Come on, get some!"