1:25:00
"He don't even know I know but I'm gonna get
his ass on that shit next month."
1:25:08
They like fucking complaining. They love it.
1:25:11
No matter what you do, she'll be mad.
1:25:13
You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick
and make her come ten times,
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she'll still complain.
1:25:19
"Why'd you make me come so hard?
1:25:23
"This diamond dick is cloudy.
1:25:26
"Why didn't you go to Tiffany's?
You're so fucking cheap."
1:25:30
No matter what you do,
your woman is mad at you.
1:25:34
If you work all the time, "Why you work
all the time? You ain't never home.
1:25:39
"You always leavin' me. I hate this shit."
1:25:44
If you home all the time,
"Why you all up under me?
1:25:48
"Let me get some fucking room to breathe.
1:25:50
"Damn, stop sweatin' me. I hate this shit."
1:25:56
If you make more money than her.
"Fuck you. I wanna make decisions too.
1:26:01
"You ain't my fucking daddy,
I don't need you to take care of me.
1:26:04
"I hate this shit."
1:26:07
If she makes more money than you,
1:26:09
"You broke motherfucker.
1:26:12
"You never have no fucking money.
Fuck this shit.
1:26:16
"I don't wanna make all these decisions.
I need to be taken care of.
1:26:20
"I hate this shit. I can't take it."
1:26:24
And the number one reason
your woman's always mad, fellas,
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the number one reason
your woman is pissed the fuck off...
1:26:34
cos you ain't her first choice.
1:26:40
Fellas, you ever catch your woman
just looking at you
1:26:43
but not saying nothing?
1:26:51
In her mind, she's thinking, "How did I end up
with this ugly motherfucker?
1:26:57
"Lord, this motherfucker's ugly and stupid.