1:24:11
Women ain't gonna let a little thing like sense
fuck up they argument.
1:24:15
Cos she not in it for sense,
she's in it for distance and irritation.
1:24:20
"How long can I talk
before this motherfucker snaps?"
1:24:25
They want you to shake the shit out of them
till you hear the cops coming.
1:24:29
"Motherfucker, I'm serious!
1:24:31
"Oh, shit, let me get the fuck outta here."
1:24:38
That's right. And like I said,
try your best to make her happy.
1:24:42
Try your best. But here's one thing
nobody tells you.
1:24:46
You can't make a woman happy.
1:24:48
It's impossible.
1:24:50
I've never met a happy woman in my life.
1:24:53
Women are always complaining
about something.
1:24:56
Women like to complain,
women save up shit to complain about.
1:25:00
"He don't even know I know but I'm gonna get
his ass on that shit next month."
1:25:08
They like fucking complaining. They love it.
1:25:11
No matter what you do, she'll be mad.
1:25:13
You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick
and make her come ten times,
1:25:17
she'll still complain.
1:25:19
"Why'd you make me come so hard?
1:25:23
"This diamond dick is cloudy.
1:25:26
"Why didn't you go to Tiffany's?
You're so fucking cheap."
1:25:30
No matter what you do,
your woman is mad at you.
1:25:34
If you work all the time, "Why you work
all the time? You ain't never home.
1:25:39
"You always leavin' me. I hate this shit."
1:25:44
If you home all the time,
"Why you all up under me?
1:25:48
"Let me get some fucking room to breathe.
1:25:50
"Damn, stop sweatin' me. I hate this shit."
1:25:56
If you make more money than her.
"Fuck you. I wanna make decisions too.