1:23:00
"Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams,
fuck your plans,
1:23:04
"fuck everything you thought
this life was gonna bring you.
1:23:07
"Now let's go out there
and try and make this bitch happy."
1:23:20
Yes.
1:23:22
It's all about her, fellas.
1:23:24
Say yes to everything.
1:23:27
Everything. Everything you can afford,
say yes to.
1:23:31
Just say yes. Before she even gets it
out of her fucking mouth.
1:23:35
"Honey, can..." Yes. "Honey, I..." Yes.
1:23:38
Just get a stamp. Yes.
1:23:41
Another thing, fellas - don't argue.
1:23:45
You cannot win.
1:23:47
You cannot beat a woman in an argument,
it's impossible.
1:23:51
You will not win, cos men, we are handicapped
when it comes to arguing
1:23:56
cos we have a need to make sense.
1:24:11
Women ain't gonna let a little thing like sense
fuck up they argument.
1:24:15
Cos she not in it for sense,
she's in it for distance and irritation.
1:24:20
"How long can I talk
before this motherfucker snaps?"
1:24:25
They want you to shake the shit out of them
till you hear the cops coming.
1:24:29
"Motherfucker, I'm serious!
1:24:31
"Oh, shit, let me get the fuck outta here."
1:24:38
That's right. And like I said,
try your best to make her happy.
1:24:42
Try your best. But here's one thing
nobody tells you.
1:24:46
You can't make a woman happy.
1:24:48
It's impossible.
1:24:50
I've never met a happy woman in my life.
1:24:53
Women are always complaining
about something.
1:24:56
Women like to complain,
women save up shit to complain about.