1:22:01
you ain't been in love.
1:22:03
The only thing that stopped you
from killing this motherfucker
1:22:07
was an episode of CSI.
1:22:17
Man, they thorough.
1:22:19
I'd better make up, they might catch my ass.
1:22:22
That's right, man. See, relationships are hard.
1:22:26
But in order for any relationship to work,
both people have to be on the same page.
1:22:31
Both people have to have the same focus.
1:22:33
And we all know what that page is,
what that focus is.
1:22:36
In order for the relationship to work,
both people have to have the same focus,
1:22:41
and the focus is all about her.
1:22:45
It's all about her.
1:22:48
She's already there, fellas,
she's waiting for you to come aboard.
1:22:52
Fellas, when you wake up in the morning,
1:22:55
you should look yourself in the mirror and say,
"Fuck you.
1:23:00
"Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams,
fuck your plans,
1:23:04
"fuck everything you thought
this life was gonna bring you.
1:23:07
"Now let's go out there
and try and make this bitch happy."
1:23:20
Yes.
1:23:22
It's all about her, fellas.
1:23:24
Say yes to everything.
1:23:27
Everything. Everything you can afford,
say yes to.
1:23:31
Just say yes. Before she even gets it
out of her fucking mouth.
1:23:35
"Honey, can..." Yes. "Honey, I..." Yes.
1:23:38
Just get a stamp. Yes.
1:23:41
Another thing, fellas - don't argue.
1:23:45
You cannot win.
1:23:47
You cannot beat a woman in an argument,
it's impossible.
1:23:51
You will not win, cos men, we are handicapped
when it comes to arguing
1:23:56
cos we have a need to make sense.