:11:03
You're gonna let a lousy $600
stand between us and a Caribbean cruise.
:11:07
No. You are.
:11:15
All right, look.
:11:16
I'll match last year's contribution
to the church and to the hospital...
:11:20
but not a penny more.
:11:22
-When do we leave?
-High noon, Christmas day.
:11:29
It's not even Saturday night.
:11:36
I will not be celebrating Christmas this year.
:11:41
As many of you know, Blair has joined...
:11:44
the Peace Corps.
:11:50
So Nora and I have decided to avoid
the rituals of Christmas...
:11:53
save our money, and take a cruise.
:11:57
Therefore, I will not be participating
in the usual holiday rituals.
:12:01
I will buy no gifts and accept none.
Thank you, anyway.
:12:06
I will not attend
the firm's black-tie Christmas dinner...
:12:08
nor will I be here for the office party.
:12:12
I am not angry and I will not yell...
:12:17
"humbug" at anyone who offers me
a holiday greeting.
:12:23
I am simply skipping Christmas.
:12:36
-Hello, Mrs. Krank.
-Hello, Aubie, how are you?
:12:38
I'm just a little worried
about your Christmas cards.
:12:41
Why are you worried?
:12:42
You always select the most beautiful cards.
You really should put your order in.
:12:46
We're not gonna be ordering
Christmas cards this year.
:12:48
-Do what?
-You heard me.
:12:50
May I ask why not?
:12:51
You know, I'm really quite late for lunch.
Bye-bye. Say hi to your mom.
:12:56
But we always have
a live band at the auction.
:12:59
Yeah, but last year, the band cost $15,000.