:24:00
He's not too worriedabout it.
:24:04
Hejust rolls right over,
starts putting the screws to her.
:24:06
But something doesn't
feel right to Coletti.
:24:10
But he can't see shit. It's pitch black,
so he just keeps bangin' away.
:24:14
But then, boom!
:24:16
A flash oflightning lights up the
whole island, and in that one moment...
:24:20
Coletti looks around and sees not only is he
out in the middle ofthat old Mayan cemetery...
:24:25
not only are all the other guys from
the resort standing around watching him...
:24:29
but he sees that
he's having sex with a corpse.
:24:34
A cold, white...
:24:36
dirty-from-the-grave dead body.
:24:40
And they say...
:24:43
Phil Coletti calmly walked
to the groundskeeper's shack...
:24:46
founda machete...
:24:48
and chopped those staff members
into a hundred pieces.
:24:53
And they say
he took that same machete...
:24:57
chopped his own dick off
and ran screaming into the jungle.
:25:01
Nobody ever saw him after that.
:25:04
But from that point on...
:25:06
Phil Coletti was forever known...
:25:10
as Machete Phil.
:25:12
Are you telling me there's some totally
deranged, dickless dude running around out there?
:25:17
All I'm saying is I don't
go into the jungle alone if I can help it.
:25:20
'Cause you can hear him,
and I've heard him...
:25:24
crying out...
:25:27
"Where's my penis?.
:25:31
Where's my penis?.
Where's my penis?'
:25:35
And that boywas me!
:25:50
you're an asshole,
Putman.
:25:54
- Anybody get laid tonight?.
- Hey, Pete.
:25:57
I know I did.
:25:59
Say, anybody seen
Rolo, Stacy or Kelly?.