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That's where we come in.
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Globo Gym employs
a highly trained, quasi-cultural staff
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of personal alteration specialists.
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With our competitively priced
onsite cosmetic surgery,
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we can turn that Frankenstein
you see in the mirror every morning
:01:17
into a Franken-fine.
:01:20
Of course, you'll still be you in a legal sense,
:01:22
but think of it as a thinner,
more attractive, better you
:01:25
than you could ever become without us.
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How do I know?
Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym,
:01:31
I'm also a client.
:01:35
That's me, six years and 600lbs ago,
before I knew how much I hated myself.
:01:40
That all changed once I founded Globo Gym.
:01:43
But don'tjust take my word for it. Listen
to these Globo gymers tell you how it is...
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That feels good.
:01:55
Oh, the tickle machine.
:02:00
Crash, no. Crash, out.
:02:03
Bad dog. No grundle.
:02:07
Come on down and join the winning team,
:02:09
because here at Globo Gym,
we're better than you.
:02:12
And we know it.
:02:15
Spare me.
:02:25
Mr La Fleur, this is Doris
from the Department of Water and Power.
:02:28
We've been trying to reach you,
but your phone was disconnected.
:02:31
We'll be shutting off
your water and power at 5pm today
:02:35
due to an eight-month overdue account.
Thank you and have a nice day.
:02:40
This is Seth from Videorama.
The following DVDs are now overdue.
:02:44
Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5
and Mona Lisa Smile. Thank you.