Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:16:03
Wait, wait. Peter. Peter.
:16:05
We could play dodgeball.
:16:08
That's very nice, Gordon, but everyone's
tired. Playing a game isn't gonna help.

:16:12
There's a tournament in Las Vegas.
I feel so dumb I didn't think about it before.

:16:18
I read about
the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open

:16:21
every year in Obscure Sports Quarterly.
:16:23
Of course. That's a totally common thing.
:16:26
The best part is it's open to any team
that wins a regional qualifying match.

:16:30
- How is dodgeball gonna get us the $50,000?
- They have a cash prize for the winner.

:16:35
- How much?
- $50,000.

:16:38
Guys, we are not gonna get $50,000
for playing dodgeball.

:16:41
- Why not?
- None of us know how to play dodgeball.

:16:45
I do. We played it in PE last year.
They showed us this film about it.

:16:49
- Can you get your hands on that film?
- Sure, I guess.

:16:52
Can we please try to be serious
here for one second?

:16:55
You said anything we could do to raise
the money. This is that anything. This is it.

:17:00
Come on, show of hands.
Who wants to play dodgeball?

:17:04
Come on.
:17:09
Come on, Pete.
:17:12
You guys had me at blood and semen.
Come here.

:17:19
You want it, don't you, fat boy?
:17:22
You want that doughnut.
:17:24
Go ahead and have a bite.
:17:27
Just a little bite.
One little bite won't hurt you.

:17:36
Momma.
:17:38
- Sir, Katherine Veatch is here to see you.
- Give me 30 seconds and send her in.

:17:43
Yes, sir.
:17:59
Thank you.

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