Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:20:01
That is what I love about you, Kate.
You've got a "personality".

:20:05
That is rich. A real sauciness
that I find extremely attractive.

:20:14
We should mate.
:20:17
- What?
- Date.

:20:18
We should date some time. Socially.
Go out and kick it.

:20:23
- Are you OK?
- I'm fine.

:20:25
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
:20:29
In some cultures, they only eat vomit.
:20:33
I never been there,
but I read about it in a book.

:20:37
I'm sorry, Mr Goodman.
I don't date clients.

:20:42
I get it.
:20:44
Don't crap where you eat. I understand.
:20:47
Me'Shell.
Please escort Ms Veatch out.

:20:52
And, Katherine, make sure
my acquisition of that gym goes smoothly.

:20:56
They're up to something over there.
I can smell it.

:21:07
Ûber-American Instructional films,
teaching America's youth since 1938.

:21:19
Hey, there, Timmy.
:21:21
Holy mackerel, mister.
You scared the jeepers out of me.

:21:24
How'd you like to take a break
from that fine lead-based paint,

:21:28
and learn about dodgeball?
:21:29
Boy, would I.
:21:35
- Where am I, mister?
- You're in a Chinese opium den, Timmy.

:21:38
This is where dodgeball
was invented in the 15th century,

:21:42
by opium-addicted Chinamen.
:21:44
Back then, the Chinamen threw
severed human heads at each another

:21:48
instead of the ADAA-approved balls
we use today.

:21:53
ADAA?
:21:54
That's the American Dodgeball
Association of America.

:21:58
Dodgeball is played with six players
on each team, and six rubber balls.


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