Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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1:07:01
We haven't seen Average Joe's yet.
They haven't made it to the court.

1:07:05
It could be a psychological ploy,
or something worse.

1:07:08
They're definitely not on the court, Cotton.
Their absence is noticeable.

1:07:12
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after these words from our sponsors...

1:07:19
Can I get a bottle of water?
1:07:23
Aren't you Peter La Fleur?
1:07:26
- Lance Armstrong?
- Yeah, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.

1:07:30
- Really?
- Yeah, I've been watching the dodgeball.

1:07:34
I just can't get enough of it. I'm really pullin'
for you against those jerks from Globo Gym.

1:07:39
I think you better hurry up
or you're gonna be late.

1:07:43
- Actually, I decided to quit, Lance.
- Quit?

1:07:48
Once I thought of quittin', when I had brain,
lung and testicular cancer at the same time.

1:07:54
But with the support of my friends
I got back on the bike

1:07:57
and I won the Tour de France
five times in a row.

1:08:00
But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.
1:08:04
What are you dying from
that's keepin' you from the finals?

1:08:07
Right now, it feels a little bit like shame.
1:08:11
If people never quit when the going got tough
they'd have nothing to regret all their lives.

1:08:17
Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure
this decision won't haunt you forever.

1:08:28
Steve? Steve the Pirate? "Scurvy."
1:08:32
- No. Not ringing any bells.
- Forget it, man.

1:08:36
We'll play with four people. It's not
an advantage. Can't you bend the rules?

1:08:40
There's nothing I can do. Rules are rules.
You don't have enough players.

1:08:45
Inform the committee and Mr Goodman
about Average Joe's forfeit.

1:08:49
- Yes, sir.
- Better luck next year.

1:08:53
Excuse me.
1:08:55
Sorry I'm late. You won't believe
whatjust happened. Hey, guys.

1:08:58
You're just in time to help us forfeit.

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