1:08:00
But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.
1:08:04
What are you dying from
that's keepin' you from the finals?
1:08:07
Right now, it feels a little bit like shame.
1:08:11
If people never quit when the going got tough
they'd have nothing to regret all their lives.
1:08:17
Good luck to you, Peter. I'm sure
this decision won't haunt you forever.
1:08:28
Steve? Steve the Pirate? "Scurvy."
1:08:32
- No. Not ringing any bells.
- Forget it, man.
1:08:36
We'll play with four people. It's not
an advantage. Can't you bend the rules?
1:08:40
There's nothing I can do. Rules are rules.
You don't have enough players.
1:08:45
Inform the committee and Mr Goodman
about Average Joe's forfeit.
1:08:49
- Yes, sir.
- Better luck next year.
1:08:53
Excuse me.
1:08:55
Sorry I'm late. You won't believe
whatjust happened. Hey, guys.
1:08:58
You're just in time to help us forfeit.
1:09:01
Forfeit? Why?
1:09:05
Well, I don't know what to tell you, but...
1:09:08
Yes, I'm being told that Average Joe's
does not have enough players
1:09:12
and will be forfeiting
the championship match.
1:09:15
It's a bold strategy, Cotton.
Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
1:09:18
To the tournament floor we go, for the sceptre
presentation from the Dodgeball Chancellor.
1:09:24
Ladies and gentlemen,
by the power vested in me
1:09:27
by our governing body, the American
Dodgeball Association of America,
1:09:32
and in concurrence with our sponsors,
Lumber Liquidators and Omaha Steaks,
1:09:37
it gives me great pleasure
1:09:39
to declare the winner of this year's
Las Vegas International Tournament to be...
1:09:44
Wait. He's here.
1:09:50
Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
1:09:53
We're ready to play, Your Honour.
1:09:55
Too late. Your lovable band of losers already
forfeited. The trophy and money are mine.