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:18:09
- I'm going to Germany.
- No...

:18:12
we're going to Germany.
:18:21
How are we going
to get to Germany?

:18:24
Don't worry. I've got it covered.
:18:28
- We're going to be couriers?
- Best way to get a cheap flight.

:18:32
We just have to carry their packages,
then drop them off when we get there.

:18:36
- My cousin did it going to India.
- Yeah?

:18:39
Of course, he ended up using
a public restroom in New Delhi

:18:42
and they had to cut off his leg.
You know...

:18:46
but he got there cheap,
is what I'm saying.

:18:49
OK, I don't have anything
to Germany for a week.

:18:52
But I can get you both
to London today for $118.

:18:56
Anything else?
:18:58
Europe is the size of the Eastwood Mall.
We can walk to Berlin from there.

:19:02
- Cooper, England's an island.
- OK, swim. Whatever.

:19:06
We'll take it.
:19:23
Hey. Thanks for coming with me.
:19:25
I know you had that internship
at the law firm this summer.

:19:28
Well, forget about the law firm.
:19:31
And don't thank me.
I should be thanking you.

:19:34
This trip is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

:19:37
for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
:19:40
What are you talking about?
:19:42
I'm talking about crazy European sex.
:19:45
Ah.
:19:47
You know America was founded by prudes.
:19:50
Prudes who left Europe,
because they hated

:19:53
all the kinky, steamy
European sex that was going on.

:19:57
And now I, Cooper Harris,

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