:19:02
- Cooper, England's an island.
- OK, swim. Whatever.
:19:06
We'll take it.
:19:23
Hey. Thanks for coming with me.
:19:25
I know you had that internship
at the law firm this summer.
:19:28
Well, forget about the law firm.
:19:31
And don't thank me.
I should be thanking you.
:19:34
This trip is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
:19:37
for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
:19:40
What are you talking about?
:19:42
I'm talking about crazy European sex.
:19:45
Ah.
:19:47
You know America was founded by prudes.
:19:50
Prudes who left Europe,
because they hated
:19:53
all the kinky, steamy
European sex that was going on.
:19:57
And now I, Cooper Harris,
:20:01
will return to the land
of my perverted forefathers
:20:04
and claim my birthright,
which is a series
:20:08
of erotic and sexually
challenging adventures.
:20:13
You've really thought a lot
about this, haven't you?
:20:16
It's my passion.
:20:33
Come on, come on!
:20:36
- The adventure begins.
- Welcome to jolly old England.
:20:41
Yeah, breathe that sweet,
sexy, European air.
:20:47
- Oh.
- What is that?
:20:48
It's the phone they gave me
at the law firm.
:20:51
Yeah, it's pretty neat, huh?
:20:52
- Works anywhere.
- Yeah?
:20:54
Excuse me.
:20:57
Cooper here.
:20:59
Hello, Mr. Walters.