:02:02
Andrew,
this is your father.
:02:06
Hello?
:02:09
Look, you don't call me back,
so I don't know how to do this.
:02:15
If you're not gonna
return my calls...
:02:17
then there's no way
for us to communicate...
:02:22
Look, I don't know
how to do this...
:02:24
but you're gonna need
to come home now.
:02:27
Last night...
:02:30
Your mother died
last night, Andrew.
:02:31
She drowned.
:02:35
Last night,
she drowned in the bath.
:03:35
Ten résumés just today.
:03:37
They come in every day
from Idaho or Milwaukee or Florida.
:03:40
And you know what they want even more than
a guest spot on Everybody Loves Raymond?
:03:44
They want your job. This cannot happen again.
This will never happen again.
:03:47
You have two tables.
You are 30 minutes late.
:03:49
And if I ever say this again,
your job will go to...
:03:51
Todd Slauson
from Duluth, Minnesota.